Sluggish Sex

Hey buddy/honey? Wanna get it on? I'll stick my whanger in your hole, and you stick YOUR whanger in MY hole. And afterwards we'll each go and lay eggs. Look closely and you can see both penises. Slugs are hermaphroditic - don't tell the Pope; IT'S UNNATURAL!

The proposition was accepted and I caught this couple hanging from a thread of slime off my porch In flagrante delicto. They completely ignored my flashlight, not the least bit shy at being photographed.